bunnyhoodlum:

*asks mom if she can buy something for me in september*

"no christmas is coming"

methvevo:

should i message them again or am i just being really clingy and annoying: a life story by me

swag:

on you

demon: i possessed you
me: get the fuck out
demon: damn...aight...rude ass bitch...i just need a place to stay my girl kicked me out and i aint got no money...
me: shit man, you can stay but don't be spinning my head like an owl and shit

witneyhouston:

checkmate 

disggrace:

apatheticghost:

anxiety in one screenshot

the fact that it is 2:14am makes it worse

officialannakendrick:

could you please put your crying kid on vibrate

reblog if your name isn’t Ashley.

denchguy:

thank you

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d0nn0:

d0nn0:

reblog if you like pasta

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what are you trying to pull here dominos

unimpressed2chainz:

(calls police) hello, some bitch is still trying to talk to me about frozen

jesuschristvevo:

is it data or data

yutoube:

boy, i sure enjoy watching sports. when they throw the ball? classic

certifiedbottom:

i cant believe oprah just changed math forever and theres nothing we can do about it

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