bobbyhoying:

*makes typo*

*deletes typo*

*realize i like the aesthetic the typo gave to what i said so i put the typo back in*

misha-dmitri-t-krushnic-collins:

pivotalwolf:

anorie:

lotrlockedwhovian:

baara:

the lady behind the counter asked how much whipped cream I wanted and I asked for a shit ton and then she came back with this

We now know the exact amount of shit ton, thank you for your contribution

I used to work at Dunkin and I swear you would do things like this on peoples ridiculous requests and it either got a chuckle and a thank you… Or they bitched you out for being a smart ass.

Example: one time a dude asked for heavy cream so my cashier asked how white they wanted the coffee and they said make it purple. So I went to the decoration area and got flavorless food dye and made it purple. Never had a dude laugh harder in my life

this woukd have made me so happy

5060072089124:

*accidentally showers for 5 hours*

neopiacentral:

there’s so much homework in the world and only one of me

monochromaticblack:

"be stubborn about your goals but flexible about your methods." the best advice I’ve ever received.

lapfoxs:

ACCIDENTALLY STEPPING ON A SNAIL

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❝ Where’s the good in goodbye?
Where’s the “nice” in nice try?
- The script, no good in a goodbye (via sopravvivodiricordi)

adirred:

rebekyboo:

timelordy-teganbreann:

seblaine:

australian adverts are slowly becoming my favourite

omg

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This rivalry’s heating up.

squidgybuttblog:

dragonlordoferebor:

was-that-a-pun:

benedictsbanana:

leonawriter:

skinnysanity:

The horrifying moment when you look around for an adult and realize you are one.

I need adultier adult

#I NEED A BETTER ADULT

AN ADULT WHO CAN SUCCESSFULLY ADULT

[ADULTING INTENSIFIES] 

The worst feeling is when you don’t wanna give up on someone but you know you have to

❝ Got all kinds of poison in my blood.
- Coldplay (via hqlines)


wild-nirvana:

If you want to throw your family off a bridge clap your hands.

*clap clap*

If they’re really piss annoying, clap your hands.

*clap clap*

If it’s just constantly nagging and you really can’t stand it. If your family is annoying, clap your hands.

*clap clap*

- top 10 song by me.

neghenaha:

judahbooty:

Every kid should be this appreciative

That’s my child right there.

foodnun:

Teacher: “I’m assigning you partners”

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*gets hot partner*

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