*realize i like the aesthetic the typo gave to what i said so i put the typo back in*
the lady behind the counter asked how much whipped cream I wanted and I asked for a shit ton and then she came back with this
We now know the exact amount of shit ton, thank you for your contribution
I used to work at Dunkin and I swear you would do things like this on peoples ridiculous requests and it either got a chuckle and a thank you… Or they bitched you out for being a smart ass.
Example: one time a dude asked for heavy cream so my cashier asked how white they wanted the coffee and they said make it purple. So I went to the decoration area and got flavorless food dye and made it purple. Never had a dude laugh harder in my life
this woukd have made me so happy
"be stubborn about your goals but flexible about your methods." the best advice I’ve ever received.
australian adverts are slowly becoming my favourite
This rivalry’s heating up.
The horrifying moment when you look around for an adult and realize you are one.
I need adultier adult
#I NEED A BETTER ADULT
AN ADULT WHO CAN SUCCESSFULLY ADULT
The worst feeling is when you don’t wanna give up on someone but you know you have to
If you want to throw your family off a bridge clap your hands.
If they’re really piss annoying, clap your hands.
If it’s just constantly nagging and you really can’t stand it. If your family is annoying, clap your hands.
- top 10 song by me.
Every kid should be this appreciative
That’s my child right there.